No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
They are going to name an STD after you.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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