he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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