My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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