I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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