What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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