remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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