Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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