My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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