I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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