We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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