it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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