you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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