you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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