Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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