I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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