i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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