i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
why is half of my head shaved?
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