We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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