I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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