so explain again why im purple
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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