Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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