We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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