So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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