worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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