I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I woke up under a house in Key West
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