I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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