I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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