She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
