I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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