Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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