are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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