the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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