So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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