I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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