Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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