i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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