doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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