i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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