Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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