I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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