weddingsv make me drug and hornr
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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