Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Randomize
