Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize