great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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