You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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