can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
