Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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