Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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