i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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