Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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