If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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