and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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