Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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