i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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