Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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