i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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